And in this corner...
Surely you've heard about Tar Wars- the feud taking place between the National's Davey Johnson and the Rays' Joe Maddon.
My favorite part of the feud is as follows:
Maddon, according to Johnson, is "a weird wuss," who "has a tweeter." This tweeter, according to Johnson, helps Maddon to "get more people than I can. I'm not going to get into a shouting match with him." Okay.
Maddon's response: "Most men have Tweeters. And I would never use my Tweeter to an unfair advantage."
Scoreboard: Maddon 1, Johnson 0
Clearly, the nearly dead-looking Johnson isn't very savvy when it comes to social media.