1963 Topps #414 Ty Cline
All of us have seen the videos: celebrities punching, pushing, shouting matches with members of the paparazzi. Alex Baldwin; Sean Penn; Justin Bieber. There are countless others, but one thing all of them have in common: they don't have the brains (nor the athletic abilities) of Ty Cline. Or perhaps I should give credit to Topps.
This card and comic combo was created well before the current problems between celebrities and the paparazzi, but I think Topps may be on to something here- let's just call it "the solution".